in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
