You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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