You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
