Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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