Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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