It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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