He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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