Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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