I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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