Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
