Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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