seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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