Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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