Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry bailysandscream hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity

Fav 7 1898 2215
share tweet
(413): View more from Massachusetts

Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys

Fav 47 1243 8924
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

Fav 8 3449 1282
share tweet
(401): View more from Rhode Island

he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

told you he was gay.

Fav 18 1422 7029
share tweet
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.

Fav 2 1011 1528
share tweet
(623): View more from Arizona

I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby

Fav 6 1239 722
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(201): View more from New Jersey

I put xanax in the cake batter

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

Did you really? It all makes sense now.

Fav 15 1286 651
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.

Fav 3 1278 485
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(301): View more from Maryland

The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden

Fav 0 82 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT