You work out of a Hotel?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
as a side note pls kill me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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