dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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