Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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