playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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