hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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