The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
