YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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