do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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