Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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