question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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