I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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