you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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