So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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