Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's shark week go big or go home
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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