can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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