i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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