Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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