we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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