it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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