Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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