She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I AM VODKA MAN
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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