I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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