We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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