y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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