Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Help. Why am I so naked?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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