I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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