it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
