She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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