this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
