guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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