Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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