You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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