i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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