But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
