And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
third nipple confirmed
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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