just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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