GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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