I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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