the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I don't deserve a penis
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
