Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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