I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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